The perfect way to support someone while keeping their ego in check. Copy Front: Congratulations! Now don't fuck it up.
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Don't let the teacher catch you passing this old school note. Copy Front: Do you like me? Check one: Yes. No. Maybe.
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This is how the cool kids say nice job or thanks - limo full of groupies not included. Copy front: You're such a rock (star).
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We're not recommending you send this one to Al Franken, but it's a free country. Copy front: Shut the fuck up. Copy back: Thank you.
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Quick, think of someone you know that people love to hate. Now send them this card. Copy front: Skinny bitch.
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Let your sweetie know you can't take them out for a fancy dinner, but you still dig them. Copy front: The economy sucks but you don't.
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Sweet enough for Valentine's, funny enough for the rest of the year. Copy front: Wanna make out?
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Send this to your Mom or your cool Aunt who buys you beer. Copy front: When I grow up I wanna be just like you.
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When you're ready to take your friendship up a notch. Copy front: You're the best BFF ever.
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One of the nicest things you can say without fear of a sexual harassment suit. Copy front: You are way less annoying than most people. Copy back: Really you are.
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Let them know your love could survive a nuclear war. Copy front: After all these years, you still don't bug me.
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If you can't get up the nerve to actually talk to a certain someone, just give them this card. Copy front: You're so cute it freaks me out.
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Because everyone gets shafted once in a while. Copy Front: Sonsabitches Copy Back: Don't let the bitches get you down.
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Remember, the "Never assume a woman is pregnant" rule also applies to cards. Copy Front: Glad to hear your baby maker is working.
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Great for cheering up a friend, or swooping in on the rebound. Copy Front: Your ex is such a fool.
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Fill your pen pal in on the season finale of LOST or other shocking news. Copy Front: OMG! Copy Back: No way.
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Poor Pam Anderson will probably never get one of these cards. Copy Front: Happy Anniversary
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Trying to make that tricky move from friend to lover? This might help. Copy Front: You are so darn hot
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Sure to induce guilt, and maybe even a little fear.
Copy Front: You're on my shit list.
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For best results, send along with flowers and/or candy. Copy Front: Sorry I fucked up. Copy Back: F!#X
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If you can't say anything nice, say something not mean. Copy Front: You don't suck. Copy Back: I mean it.
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Perfect for fan letters to your favorite comedian, clown or ventriloquist. Copy Front: You crack me up.
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A sweet and simple greeting. You'll have to write your own old age jokes. Copy Front: Happy Birthday.
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What else can you say when Grandma decides to run her first marathon? Copy Front: Good luck with that.
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Sending this card proves that you're the exception to this rule. Copy Front: People Are Stupid
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Share surprising news or use them to silence your kids during church service.
Copy Front: Shut Up.
Copy Back: No you shut up.
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For the best friend that just slept with your ex. Or a letter to your congressman.
Copy Front: What the F?
Copy Back: WTF?
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Don't bother sending this to your kids. Unless you're their dad.
Copy Front: Save the drama for your mama.
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A simple compliment to rope someone into doing a big project for you.
Copy Front: You look so well rested.
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The Gilmore Girls aren't coming back. It's time to move on.
Copy Front: Build a bridge. Get over it.
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Drop a subtle hint that you need a spa day or a night out.
Copy Front: My children are sucking the lifeforce out of me.
Copy Back: But I love them anyway.
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The dolphin-safe way to console lovelorn friends.
Copy Front: There are other fish in the sea. And they have better jobs.
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An excellent choice for those who write fan letters to their favorite celeb more than once a week.
Copy Front: Thinking of you. But not in a creepy, stalkerish way.
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Because some news is just too big to deliver via text message.
Copy Front: Seriously.
Copy Back: I swear.
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The perfect way to cheer up or suck up to that someone special.
Copy Front: Have you lost weight.
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For thank you cards or notes to people who really should act a little sweeter.
Copy Front: Could you be any sweeter?
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There's no sweeter way to show your support
Copy Front: We shall overcome
Copy Back: Maybe tomorrow
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Congratulate someone on their latest accomplishment, or brag about yours.
Copy Front: So proud.
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This one always brings a smile. Even if you mail one to yourself.
Copy Front: I think you're swell.
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Prepare to have your face licked and belly scratched. Copy Front: I got a bad case of lovin' you.
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