Want people to know how sweet, thoughtful, witty and wise you are? Then start sending these small occasion cards from Whimsy Press. Each 3.5" x 5" card sold separately with envelope.

Congratulations
The perfect way to support someone while keeping their ego in check. Copy Front: Congratulations! Now don't fuck it up.

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Do you like me?
Don't let the teacher catch you passing this old school note. Copy Front: Do you like me? Check one: Yes. No. Maybe.

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Rockstar
This is how the cool kids say nice job or thanks - limo full of groupies not included. Copy front: You're such a rock (star).

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Shut the F up
We're not recommending you send this one to Al Franken, but it's a free country. Copy front: Shut the fuck up. Copy back: Thank you.

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Skinny Bitch
Quick, think of someone you know that people love to hate. Now send them this card. Copy front: Skinny bitch.

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Sweet!
Receiving this card is like getting a fist bump in the mail. Copy front: Sweet!

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The Economy Sucks
Let your sweetie know you can't take them out for a fancy dinner, but you still dig them. Copy front: The economy sucks but you don't.

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Wanna make out?
Sweet enough for Valentine's, funny enough for the rest of the year. Copy front: Wanna make out?

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When I grow up...
Send this to your Mom or your cool Aunt who buys you beer. Copy front: When I grow up I wanna be just like you.

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Best BFF Ever
When you're ready to take your friendship up a notch. Copy front: You're the best BFF ever.

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Way less annoying
One of the nicest things you can say without fear of a sexual harassment suit. Copy front: You are way less annoying than most people. Copy back: Really you are.

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You don't bug me
Let them know your love could survive a nuclear war. Copy front: After all these years, you still don't bug me.

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You're so cute...
If you can't get up the nerve to actually talk to a certain someone, just give them this card. Copy front: You're so cute it freaks me out.

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Sonsabitches
Because everyone gets shafted once in a while. Copy Front: Sonsabitches Copy Back: Don't let the bitches get you down.

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Glad to hear...
Remember, the "Never assume a woman is pregnant" rule also applies to cards. Copy Front: Glad to hear your baby maker is working.

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Your Ex is a Fool
Great for cheering up a friend, or swooping in on the rebound. Copy Front: Your ex is such a fool.

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OMG!
Fill your pen pal in on the season finale of LOST or other shocking news. Copy Front: OMG! Copy Back: No way.

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Happy Anniversary
Poor Pam Anderson will probably never get one of these cards. Copy Front: Happy Anniversary

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You Are So Darn Hot
Trying to make that tricky move from friend to lover? This might help. Copy Front: You are so darn hot

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Thank You
It's the least you can do for someone who donated a kidney. Copy Front: thank you

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Congratulations
Because ticker-tape parades aren't very eco-friendly. Copy Front: Congratulations

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Feel Better
A cool card can make being sick suck less. Copy Front: Feel Better

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With Sympathy
Because humor isn't always appropriate. Copy Front: With Sympathy

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You're on My Shit List
Sure to induce guilt, and maybe even a little fear. Copy Front: You're on my shit list.

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Sorry I F'd Up
For best results, send along with flowers and/or candy. Copy Front: Sorry I fucked up. Copy Back: F!#X

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You Don't Suck
If you can't say anything nice, say something not mean. Copy Front: You don't suck. Copy Back: I mean it.

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You Crack Me Up
Perfect for fan letters to your favorite comedian, clown or ventriloquist. Copy Front: You crack me up.

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Yay!
Works equally well for those getting into law school or out of jail. Copy Front: Yay!

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Happy Birthday Cupcake
A sweet and simple greeting. You'll have to write your own old age jokes. Copy Front: Happy Birthday.

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Good Luck With That
What else can you say when Grandma decides to run her first marathon? Copy Front: Good luck with that.

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People are Stupid
Sending this card proves that you're the exception to this rule. Copy Front: People Are Stupid

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Shut Up
Share surprising news or use them to silence your kids during church service. Copy Front: Shut Up. Copy Back: No you shut up.

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What the F
For the best friend that just slept with your ex. Or a letter to your congressman. Copy Front: What the F? Copy Back: WTF?

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Save the Drama
Don't bother sending this to your kids. Unless you're their dad. Copy Front: Save the drama for your mama.

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Well Rested
A simple compliment to rope someone into doing a big project for you. Copy Front: You look so well rested.

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Build a Bridge
The Gilmore Girls aren't coming back. It's time to move on. Copy Front: Build a bridge. Get over it.

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Hit Me
Invite folks to a Cinco de Mayo celebration or an S&M bash. Copy Front: Hit me.

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Holla
Perfect for sending out the number to your new iPhone. Copy Front: Holla

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My Children
Drop a subtle hint that you need a spa day or a night out. Copy Front: My children are sucking the lifeforce out of me. Copy Back: But I love them anyway.

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Other Fish
The dolphin-safe way to console lovelorn friends. Copy Front: There are other fish in the sea. And they have better jobs.

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Bite Me
The classics never go out of style. Copy Front: Bite me. Copy Back: Yum!

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Thinking of You
An excellent choice for those who write fan letters to their favorite celeb more than once a week. Copy Front: Thinking of you. But not in a creepy, stalkerish way.

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Seriously
Because some news is just too big to deliver via text message. Copy Front: Seriously. Copy Back: I swear.

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Lost Weight?
The perfect way to cheer up or suck up to that someone special. Copy Front: Have you lost weight.

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Drunk Dials
A wise message delivered with a bit of fun. Copy Front: Drunk dials. Just say no.

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Any Sweeter?
For thank you cards or notes to people who really should act a little sweeter. Copy Front: Could you be any sweeter?

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Overcome
There's no sweeter way to show your support Copy Front: We shall overcome Copy Back: Maybe tomorrow

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So Proud
Congratulate someone on their latest accomplishment, or brag about yours. Copy Front: So proud.

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You're Swell
This one always brings a smile. Even if you mail one to yourself. Copy Front: I think you're swell.

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Bad Case of Lovin'
Prepare to have your face licked and belly scratched. Copy Front: I got a bad case of lovin' you.

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Make My Heart Flutter
Let your love soar in style. Copy Front: You make my heart flutter.

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Happy F'ing VD
Make Cupid blush. Or maybe even faint.

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You are Yummy
Totally sweet - not at all sappy. Copy Front: You are Yummy

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